Trip to Africa in Restrospect

I had desperately wanted to go to Africa on a mission trip. I had
been asked to speak at a conference on the topic of Men of Integrity.
I am also a fan of the faith of George Muellar. I prayed God,
“increase my faith”. I questioned if the faith of George Muellar was
uniquely designed for him or maybe God would bless me with like faith.
Little did I know, he had a plan.

God chose to not provide the money for the trip to Burkina Faso,
Africa and I was a disappointed. I knew there was great value in the
trip and wanted to do my part to help in this ministry. I was a bit
confused. Did I not have enough faith?

Interestingly, the day I would have returned from Africa is the day I
was released from Maverick County Jail. Pastor John and my friend
Jean suggested possibly God didn’t provide the funds for travel to
protect me from getting detained in an African jail. Others suggested
the same thing. I’m inclined to agree and praise God for His
protection, even when I didn’t know why..

So Pastor Darrell, I guess now we know the “why” of the rest of the
story… I look forward to hearing of your amazing adventure in
Burkina Faso.

 

Cora is my love and my hero!

When I married Cora Ann Brandt 37 years ago and she became Cora Ann
Rhines, I planned on being her protector and provider. I liked the
idea of being responsible for her well being. I think she did too. I
never dreamed life would be tough and I would not be able to fix it.
Without God there is no life…

I love Cora. She has become my hero. When she got the call I was
locked up in Maverick County Jail, she immediately stepped up to the
plate and started swinging. She would do all she could to help her
man in trouble. She called God, pastors and friends for prayer and
immediately began working the system of jail and bail, a system she
knew nothing about.

In one of the few phone calls I was allowed to make, I said get
Federico to go with you. I trusted Mr. Fred to protect her in her
travels to Eagle Pass and know what to expect of the system once she
got there. In true God color, Federico was God in the flesh for
myself and Cora. God worked through him as encouragement for Cora and
we all got through the ordeal.

So the bar has been raised for God Spots. I never dreamed my chase
after God would open a door I would not naturally choose to go
through. But it is a door I went through with no regrets and no
questioning of God. I did tell God if He didn’t provide a God Spot, I
couldn’t make any sense out of the experience. God came through with
multiple Spots and I with many of those praying were blessed.

God bless you Cora Ann, friends and family.


Continuing Adventure in Maverick County Jail

Back to my adventure…

The first question that gets asked of every new inmate is just like
the movies. What are you in for? It’s not what did you do. It’s
what do they think you did? I had no idea what I did so the question
was a bit difficult to answer. I don’t think they believed me.

The guy busted for hauling 13 pounds of cocaine was held in “high”
regard. Funny. Get it? High regard? Then there was the guy that
burglarized habitats. I was amused by the guy who said he was
arrested for being drunk and disorderly. He said he mostly drunk and
not so much disorderly. When they asked me, I was a bit embarrassed
cause I didn’t know. First, I told them I didn’t know. That didn’t
work. Then, I told them maybe it was for an unpaid ticket. I probably
should have stuck with some story like ax murderer or something. It
would have been more believable.

I sat and talked with a guy about the concept of you being who are by
choice. Every day is a new day and first one of the rest of your
life. You get to choose. Will you do something stupid that gets you
tossed back in jail or will you do something smart that draws you
closer to Jesus. We both agreed it was usually easier to do something
stupid.

We talked about speaking in tongues. One guy had spoke in tongues
before. I never had. So he “one upped” on that point.

We talked about the difficult life Paul lived. At one point in the
day, a guard left our cell door unlocked. It was weird how
unconsciously, everyone in the cell noted the door was slammed shut
but the key wasn’t turned. It speaks a bit for our natural desire to
reclaim freedom. We left it unlocked for about 30 minutes, because no
one wanted to be the one to tell the guard he messed up. I wondered
if they left the door unlocked on purpose, just for the opportunity to
wear their Darth Vador hat and whack someone with a stick when they
stuck their head out.

I thought about Grace Point Immersion effort to listen to the entire
new testament of the Bible in 40 days. I wished I could recall more
Bible passages by memory. I think I will work on Bible memorization.
I would have enjoyed dwelling on different passages.

I shared John 3:16 with a cell mate. I thought about how much the
verse meant to me. It is a safe haven for me. It is a place I can
retreat and feel like I am in the Father’s hand. I told him
repeatedly. Remember the first few words and bank on them when times
get tough. “For God so loved…”.

I wondered if I was a bad person now that I was locked up in jail.
Would I come out feeling like a bad person. I concluded, “no”. I was
not a bad person. I was the same person coming out of jail as the
person that went in jail. This is really key.

Circumstance does not create your identity. You create your identify
by the choices you make.

Thank you for your prayers.

 

Funny stuff from Maverick County Jail

A collection of funny stuff…

Just in case I ever end up back at Maverick County Jail, I just want
to say for the record, “The guards at MCJ are great people! I was
treated respectfully and with kindness.” One guy that “roomed” with
me liked it so much, he bailed out one day and came back two days
later. Obviously his visit back was unplanned.

Federico and I traveled to California and back by bus chasing God
Spots. He had time to train me in proper prison survival technique.
Little did I know, he was preparing me for my next big adventure. He
said, “don’t eat the food in the holding cell”. Obviously, he spoke
from experience. I kept my indulgence to a minimum. I ate what
wasn’t prepared there, although my cell mates seemed to like it. A
biscuit for breakfast, chips for lunch and tortillas for supper.

I’m told you can make cool stuff out of toilet paper. One guy tried
to teach me how to make toilet paper flowers. He had forgotten some
of the key twists he had learned from the last time he was locked up.
We also didn’t have the crayon to create the special coloring to make
it really pretty. :)

Toilets in a holding cell can really flush! Sometimes I flushed it an
extra time just for added enjoyment. It also quieted the LOUD
hammering pipes that screamed all night long. I pretended it was the
sound of angel trumpets. Really!

After throwing away two styrofoam cups, the guard was hacked because I
didn’t have a cup for punch. I didn’t know you had to keep your cup
for the next meal. I said, “sorry”. I was new here and would try to
do better.

Same thing on the spoon. Don’t throw it away, you need it for the
next meal. The joke was on them. I tossed the spoon. I didn’t eat
the next meal. Ha!

You are authorized to request a Bible. It doesn’t matter how many
times you ask for a Bible or that you are authorized a Bible. You
won’t get one. It’s not that they refuse. They readily agree to get
you a Bible, it just never shows up.

The darth vador helmets hanging on the wall outside the cell are
really cool looking, but they wouldn’t let me try one on.

You are required to take a daily shower. You don’t have a shower in
your cell and they ignor your requests to shower. But that doesn’t
negate the requirements.

Coolness is walking in shoes with no shoe laces. They took mine. I
suspect they thought I was ready to hang myself.

If you repeatably ask for a Bible, someone will inevitably ask how
long it takes to become a priest.

It’s not nice to kick a priest. I think you may be able to go to hell for that.

I’m laughing. Hopefully, you are. :)

 

Maverick County Jail from the eyes of a Gringo

Saturday morning the Grace Point Church sent a mission team to Piedras Negras, Mexico to love on handicapped kids at the Bethesda Orphanage. Saturday afternoon I became a Maverick County Jail convict. I was handcuffed, finger printed, stripped of valuables down to my shoe laces and assigned an inmate number. How’s that for a blog opening! :)

For those that follow my blog, you probably know I have been going through a messy business bankruptcy for over two years. It is coming to a close, but some how in August 2007 a check did not clear the bank. I’ll get clarity here once I get a copy of the check from the District Attorney’s Hot Check division. I don’t know much else other that a warrant was issued for my arrest. Not knowing this I went into Mexico and was picked up by the Border Patrol upon reentry.

I’ve never been arrested, so I pretty much goofed everything. I didn’t spread my legs or put my hands up right. It was really weird when they were fishing around in my pockets. I made a really stupid prisoner. But eventually, they put me handcuffed in the back of a police car and drove me to the Maverick County Jail. The concerning part for me was I didn’t know if my problem was a couple hour problem or a bunch of years problem. They would tell me nothing except there is a warrant for your arrest and you are going to jail.

During the drive, I yelled through the plastic sheets separating the police office and myself.

I yelled, “Excuse me sir. Have you ever seen God do anything for you?”
He said, “Huh?”
I yelled again, “Excuse me sir. Have you ever seen God do anything for you? Although it may not look like it now, I have seen God do some awesome stuff!”
He said, “Yes. God has allowed me to wake up with my son every morning.”
I said, “Wonderful! It is great to know God is at work in your life.”

We arrived at the jail and he opened the back car door for me to exit and get passed off to the jailer. He told the jailer, he could remove the cuffs. I wouldn’t need them. I smiled.

I went through the booking process, just like the movies except I had a smile on my face. I was anxious to see my first God Spot. They finger printed me a couple times, took everything but my clothes, took my picture and walked me to the holding cell. This is where it gets fun.

I was put in a “holding cell”. This is where everyone coming and going from jail goes through. In the cell were three Mexicans and myself sitting on the floor, as there were no chairs except one stainless steel bench. The Mexicans (this is factual, not derogatory and as they refer to themselves proudly) could not speak English. I am praying, “God. I’m looking for a God Spot. This whole adventure will an incredibly painful experience if I go to jail and not see God’s hand at work. A God Spot is the only thing that would make sense out of the event!

Then I say to God, “God these guys don’t speak English and one of the them looks like he is looking for someone to eat. How in the world am I going to talk to them about Jesus?”

Within minutes, a guard comes and takes the mean guy away who has been pacing like a tiger in a cage. Then in a few more minutes, a guard takes another Mexican away. Now it is me and the last guy that can’t speak English. I say, “Ola” and he begins babbling a bunch of stuff while I have no idea what he is saying. Shortly, a guard brings a young guy in that speaks English and Spanish. He is sobbing and crying. It is not a good thing to go to prison, but even worse as a young male.

I say, “Sir. May I pray with you?” He says yes and we pray about how God is the only answer. I explain to him that sometimes God reveals Himself in a unique fashion and I get to write about it. I say maybe he will be part of a chapter in my book called “God Spots”. I explain that when I find myself in an unexplainable situation, I look for God. That is the only reasonable explanation, so today I find myself uniquely in a prison cell with you. I propose, maybe God is here, also.

He says he has done too much bad for God to be here. I say today is a point in time that you and I have uniquely crossed paths. There is also a specific unique point in the future when we both will begin spending eternity. It doesn’t matter so much what you have done in the past, because God is more concerned with what you will do in the future. Each choice you make between now and the time you die are opportunites to become shaped into the man God wants to spend eternity with.

The choice is: will you become the man God chooses to live with?

Now, He is crying and asking for God’s help to be the man God wants. His prayer was heart felt and sincere. I said his prayer was awesome and now he needed to tell the Mexican next to him want he had done and allow him to make the same choice.

He said, “No. He couldn’t that.”

I said, “OK. I am going to tell you my story about God again. This time translate it as we go along and let this guy know about the love of God.” I guess he did a good enough job, because the second guy began crying and sobbing, also. To quote Arredondo, “BOOM! A God Spot” and Ricardo fell for the love of God. I was pumped! He must have said,”BOOM! A hundred times in the next 24 hours.”

All night long, people came and went as we slept on the floor, but Arredondo and Ricardo stayed. At one point it got really cold while laying on the concrete floor with a thin mat. We were given a blanket but no pillow. Sometime in the middle of the night, a really mean violent Mexican mafia type guy was put in the cell. He was yelling to the guards at the top of his voice, give me a blanket! They were mocking him in return. He stripped off his shirt to strut his gang tatoos to display and establish his rank in the cell. He is standing over me, staring and has his foot cocked back. Everyone is quiet as he is yelling and looking at me. I say, “Senor. Mi blanket.” as I hand it upward.

I am praying God. This is really going to hurt. It would be good if you would cool this guy down and send him over to the stainless steel bench to sleep. The young Mexican who has found Christ, is safely tucked in a corner and he begins talking loudly and aggressively to the guy who is twice his size. I don’t know what is being said, but I hear repeatedly two words. Respecto and Priest. I think he is saying, “It’s not good to kick a priest.” :)

Mystically, the guy yells some more and walks over to the bench and curls up on it. He lies down shivering. I yell out, “Senor! Mi blanket.” and throw it at him. He catches it. Looks at it and me. Shrugs his shoulders. Wraps himself up in it and goes to sleep.

Now here is the good part. In the morning, he is gone. The lttle guy that had been talking about respecting the priest says to me, “I thought when you threw that blanket at DeLaCruz you were going to die. Then, I thought. That is what Jesus would do. Right?”

I teared up. Arredondo had really gotten it.

More later….

 

Are you “All In” when things get tough?

Before any explanation, I want to say “Thank you” to God, my wife,
family and friends for your concern and prayers. My most sincerest
thanks and blessings to those who helped in a interesting situation.
I am safe and home with much to write about. “God Spots!”

Sometime today, I will begin the process of sharing my experiences of
being arrested by the Border Patrol and locked in Maverick County
jail. The question I want to ask you is, “When times get tough, do
you “Check out” or “Check in” with God? Seriously, do you “love Him”
or “leave Him”?

I promise you. God spent the night with me in Maverick County Jail.

“Do what you do so well:
get me out of this mess and up on my feet.
Put your ear to the ground and listen,
give me space for salvation.
Be a guest room where I can retreat;
you said your door was always open!
You’re my salvation—my vast, granite fortress”. ~david