It’s 1:18 in the morning and I am convinced racoons are satanically
possessed. They have chewed through the fireplace chimney to get in
the attic to camp out where it is cool. Now that would be bad enough
but do they have to tear up everything in the process. I am really
hacked off.
I can’t get on the roof because it’s dark and the roof is wet. It’s
too slippery to climb. In the mean time, I am becoming sleep deprived
rapidly. Look out at work. Mr. Cranky will be there to discuss an
exorcism. Did I say I am really hacked!
Gonna pump up the pellet gun and see if I can do some damage….
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Hi Archie;
Those Coons are God’s creatures and more intelligent than humans as they found a way to get some air conditioning without having to pay for it 🙂
They are probably in your attic enjoying themselves and laughing as you go to work to pay for their enjoyment 🙂
OK Coon 3 – Archie 0 . But, I give my chances for a score tonight 50/50. Momma coon thinks she deserves a hole in the chimney to get where it is cool. Tore the metal off I had screwed down. She must have been using a hammer. I doubled up on the thickness and more screws. If she doesn’t know how to use a jackhammer, I may score one for the brotherhood. 🙂