The Times: “It has been 48 days since Michael Jackson died, and while family members of the late pop star are still at war with the executors of his estate, the answer to another question — how much the singer is worth in death — is becoming clear. He has already earned $100 million through a film deal and various merchandising contracts, and the executors expect another $100 million to roll in by the end of the year.”
I never thought I’d be saying this, but it’s true. Michael and I have something in common. We are both worth more dead than alive. We both have mansions that will increase in value. The difference is he may not get to enjoy his. I will be enjoying mine for eternity. Now that is appreciation!