So I was talking to this guy that wanted food. That alone is funny. Somebody asking me, the self proclaimed Holy Freegan, for food? Proves God has a sense of humor.
I said to this guy, "What's it going to be. At game over. Is it heaven or hell".
He said, "huh?"
I said, "You know. When you die. Is it heaven or hell?"
He said, "Where's my food or something like that?"
I said, "So like when you die. Heaven or hell?"
He said,"Well it's like this. That is not for me to decide. I just do what I do and there is not anything I can do to choose. The decision is not made by me."
I said, "Nothing you can do to influence the outcome? Are you an axe murderer?"
He said, "No".
I said, "If you were, would you have done something to influence whether you will go to hell?"
He said, "Come on. Just give me my food and I will never come back."
I said, "hmmm".
So what's it going to be, "Heaven or Hell"?